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Saturday, October 03, 2009

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Look at this image carefully. This is what’s gonna happen to you if you watch “Wake Up Sid”.

If I were to rate the crappiest movie of 2009 so far… it has to be “Wake Up Sid”. All throughout the movie it was a challenge to keep myself awake and I kept repeating “Wake up Jit”, “Wake up Jit”.

Karan Johar should know by now that making serious movie is simply not his cup of tea. He should make crappy movie like Dostana and Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham only.

The worst part of the movie is its speed. This movie is a 2.5 hour version of what could have been 15 minutes documentary for school kids. The film simply refused to move.

Top of that the songs and picturisation. The songs are good but are complete wastage in this movie.

Konkana should soon retire and start acting in some serials in DD National to regain her senses.

Ranbir’s college friends are pathetic as they fail miserably in creating what’s supposed to be comic sequences. BTW were they really comic? I don’t know who will laugh if you call a fat girl a bhains instead of a Haati.

What was Kashmira Shah doing in this movie?

For the first time in my life I felt like sleeping during the day … so, go and watch this movie only if you find it challenging to get some sleep during the day. Else, pick up any other DVD from the nearest library such as “Barah Aana”, “The Strangers” etc. They don’t fool the public atleast.

Someone has rightly said that the whole story revolves around Siddharth ‘waking up’ and in turn putting the viewers to sleep!

There are only two beneficiaries from this movie, (1) Provogue – for selling the T-Shirts; and (2) Karan Johar – this guy knows how to make money by fooling public and he does that every year. Kudos to Karan Johar.

Wake up Karan!! All the best for My Name is Khan.

2 comments:

Vikash said...

Good that you have saved out 1000 bucks else I was planning this weekend. I am sure if u continue writing these blunt reviews about movies all film maker will come to you and offer millions of rupees for diverted views.........

baghjan (Prabhat Agarwal) said...

I do not fully agree with Jitendra's comments here. First Jitendra is wrong in saying it is a 2.5 hour movie it is a 1 hour 52 minute movie.

The movie attempts to showcase how Sid still has to realise his latent talent. I say attempt because obviously somehow of the viewers like our blog writer

has missed to see it.

The movie also showcases that today's parents are same as yesteryear's; they want their kids to do something however now they are prepared to take a tougher

stand and do not object if their child does something creative as long as he is doing something.

It also says that in today's world we evolved so much that we can still remain chaste, sharing the same room. Friendship still exists and I have always

believed that it is best between a girl and a boy and this film proves it.

Who is Kashmira Shah? That's Right -- nobody!! So why worry what she is doing in the movie. She is just doing the role she was offered and that is of being

a bithcy neighbour and still be helpful when asked correctly.

Also Konkana Sen Sharma was once again brilliant in this movie. She has beautiful eyes and she uses them beautifully. Very telling expression just from the

eyes. Ranbir was also effortless.

Suggestion to Vikas, yes Jit has saved you 1000 rupees (somehow I do not like the word bucks when used in reference to INR) please still go and buy a moser

baer DVD (INR 50). This is not a great movie but not a thumbs down too.

I do not know about Jit getting money from directors for not writing blunt reviews; he should however get commissions for promoting movies nobody has ever

heard of (Barah anna and all!!)