Prime Minister's Speech Speed

I was watching the G20 summit overview on BBC yesterday. Let’s see what role does this trillion-dollar baby play in uplifting the so called “poor countries”. Also, I liked the way Gordon Brown said “we will name and shame the tax havens”. There is no point in blaming the tax havens when the biggest culprit in this whole mess is none other than the USA. Anyway this is not what my post is all about. My post is about the person who has spent his last 1800 days uttering two words only “Yes Madam”. I am talking about our PM, Manmohan Singh.

You should have seen the way he was responding to the journalists at the press conference in Excel Center in London. If I were one of the journalists, I would have gone up to the podium and completed his sentences instead of allowing him to waste everybody’s time. His face is expressionless when he is speaking. Looks like he is crying all the time. Even his strong points looks like he is murmuring prayers. His rate of speech on top of all these. I think he will just beat a snail.

A person’s rate of speech governs his personality I believe. Manmohan’s rate of speech also reflects the rate of growth of our country. We have been blessed with these funny creatures to run our country. Remember, Shankar Dayal Sharma’s speed, probably slower than a snail. I don’t want to waste my energy talking about Pratibha Ji.

Anyway coming back to Manmohan’s speech yesterday. The sooner we get rid of him the better. His speed shows that it will take him 20 years to do what Obama or Gordon Brown would do in 5 years. I believe Manmohan is suffering from Aphasia. Aphasia does damage to the language centers of the brain. Manmohan has trouble with expression and understanding lengthy sentences. No wonder he was giving wrong answers to the questions from the journalists and his press conference lasted few minutes only. May be he is suffering from Stuttering also.